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Today's Jokes

  1. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  2. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  3. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  4. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  5. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  6. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  7. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  8. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  9. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  10. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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