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  2. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  3. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  4. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  5. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  6. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  7. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  8. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  9. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  10. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

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