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Today's Jokes

  1. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  2. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  3. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  4. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  5. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  6. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  7. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  8. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  9. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  10. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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