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Today's Jokes

  1. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  2. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  3. Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  4. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  5. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  6. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  7. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  8. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  9. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  10. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

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Your IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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https://hpr*.shop/

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