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Today's Jokes

  1. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  2. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  3. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  4. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  5. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
  6. Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.
  7. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  8. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  9. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  10. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."

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