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  1. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  2. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  3. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  4. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  5. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  6. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  7. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.
  8. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  9. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  10. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

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IP 216.73.216.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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