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  1. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  2. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  3. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  4. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  5. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  6. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  7. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  8. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  9. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  10. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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