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  1. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  2. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  3. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  4. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  5. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
  6. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  7. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  8. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  9. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  10. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

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