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  1. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  2. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"
  3. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  4. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  5. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  6. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  7. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  8. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  9. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  10. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.

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