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  1. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  2. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  3. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  4. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  5. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  6. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  7. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  8. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  9. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  10. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

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