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  1. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  2. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  3. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  4. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  5. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  6. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  7. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  8. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  9. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  10. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

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