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  1. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  3. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  4. Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.
  5. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  6. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  7. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
  9. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  10. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.

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